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back in 2012, a man took a shit and had a quick wank before he had work
he was masturbating over the girl he tried to hook up with on craigslist
but he lost trying to find her house and got mad
so he went back home
it was like 12 at night
he spent like 3 hours looking for house
he was so mad
like stubbing your little toe
or corrupting the 300 hour skyrim save file mad
she was easily a 8 or 9
he tried organizing another hook up but she wouldn't respond
every wank is a now a pathetic reminder
he got cock blocked by geography
he got cock blocked by his own ego
but something was off
because you know these things need some scary shit or something
his dog's eyes, nose and mouth turned super hd redofied hyper realistic
he said demonic shit
like lucifer is great or what ever
he pooped out of his willy and peed from his bum
the man seen his cat
it too had red eyes, nose and mouth
saying something on the lines of 666 or all hail satan
the man wanted to be scared but he was still mad that he couldn't get that pussy
he left for work wanting that pussy
more animals with red eyes, nose and mouths all into his flat with his dog and cat
doing more demonic shit
do you really care about the demonic animals?
they're really not that interesting
i mean, that evil patrick in the background looks more off then the ms paint animals
even the sanic pics are a little more eerie
i mean, the story is alright but I wouldn't read it again
about a 6/10 i guess
could use more suspense and pacing
but honestly
i feel sorry for that dude
she really was a 8 to 9
she was actually genuine too
blonde hair
her was face was kinda meh
but being a 20 year old virgin
meh is scarlett johasson
or emily blunt
if i get pussy then anything is a 8-9
like a trans man with before op
im not saying trans men are ugly, there just like cis men
some of them are quite handsome, some of them are in there own way
but the point is say that i will fuck anything
my dick was harder than getting out of an avalanche
in mt everest
like in that film with the night crawler guy
i should know all of this
because i was that guy
that guy
honestly
fuck my life
i fucking hate it